JuSt SiMpLe StUfF

Where are my kids..!?

Edit: OMG! I just noticed that yesterday was this blog’s birthday! It’s now officially 1 year old!

So.. Happy Birthday, Just Simple Stuff!

~Yrtm

A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet..

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

~Y-r-t-m!!

Rabbit Tzuki, is a little cute, funny guy!

I’m almost sure that you saw him before.

It was origainally created by Wang Momo, there’s pictures, emoticons, wallpapers and other stuff on the site, but it’s chinese, try to translate it.

Ok, here are some tzuki emoticons:

Also I updated the Videos page, 2 new videos, check ‘em out!

~Yrtm

Wow! I didn’t know I shouldn’t drive into the train!

~Yrtm..!

360° view of the flight deck

Click here

~Yrtm

..Then The Banana Guard is for you!

~Yrtm

Every day of their vacation, these two guys rented a boat and fished. One day they caught thirty fish.
Joe said, “Moe, mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow!”
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Joe asked, “Moe, did you mark that spot?”
Moe replied, “Yep. I painted a big `X` on the bottom of the boat!” Joe growled.
“You old fool! What if we don`t get the same boat today?”

~Yrtm

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You`d be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider`s home And a virus was the flu!

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

~Yrtm

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international

company???

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Y: No, He is my roommate

~Yrtm

Hey!

Some security glass company put 1 million dollars between 2 of their glass in the streat, and whoever could break it can take the million dollars.. no one could!

What a way to advertise..

~Yrtm

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know whom you’re talking to?”

“No” replied the trainee..

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God….!!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…

~Yrtm

This is a quiz about finding wich picture is photoshopped and wich one is real.

Version 1

Version 2

Try to get to bonus rounds

~Yrtm

Some geeks discovered (well, maybe wierd..) ways to recycle keyboards..

Keyboard Sneakers!

A geeky designer wanted a way to recycle his old keyboard, so he came up with these!

Was shown at the 14th International Clothing & Accessories Fair in Beijing, China.

 Keyboard Jewellery (pay attention geeky ladies!)!

Some wicked mind came up with this way to recycle the keys of your keyboards..

Well, I won’t recycle my keyboard, I’ll just throw it!

~Yrtm

Wich way is the bus below traveling??