If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

-If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!

- To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!

- If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.

- Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.

- To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

- When you lose your car keys, click on “find”.

- We could click on “send” and your brother would go to his room immediately.

- To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”.

- Click on “close” to shut up your brother.
- To undo a mistake, click on “back”.

- If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete”.

~Yrtm

Hippopotamus, New York

A woman called to make reservations “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York“The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?“ ”Yes, what flights do you have?“ replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere” The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!” The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered. “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?” “That’s it! I knew it was a big animal” was the reply.

~Yrtm

KeyBoard

This is all you need when running microsoft windows

~Yrtm

You Think You’re Smart? Read This

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieng. The phaonmneal  pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrgde Uinervtisy,

it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

~Yrtm

Toilet Candy!

Kids,dont try this at home!

 

~Yrtm

Drawing On Dust!

~Yrtm

Letters-Numbers

Letters ‘a‘, ‘b‘, ‘c‘ & ‘d‘ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99(Letter ‘d‘ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a‘, ‘b‘ & ‘c‘ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999(Letter ‘a‘ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b‘ & ‘c‘ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999(Letter ‘b‘ comes for the first time in Billion)
AndLetter ‘c‘ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting!

if you dont believe that,try writing the numbers!

~Yrtm

Good Wan! (Good One!)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell Annie Wan that Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh ……God!!!!

~Yrtm