How To Get Police Attention

 

 

 lol that was smart 😆

Stop Stealing Our Letters!!

 Update: Questions Page ..

Quit stealing their letters!! :mrgreen:

Fail !

By The Year 3000 ..

 

 

You can find more on Nickelodeon :mrgreen:

~Yrtm

Wanna ruin a website?

Hi!

Wanna make an online disaster ..?

This site is for you!

http://www.netdisaster.com

Crash! Boom! Bang!

NOTE: this is just for fun.. no hacking (or REAL ruining)!

~Yrtm

Bad Parenting..

Where are my kids..!? 😆

Edit: OMG! I just noticed that yesterday was this blog’s birthday! It’s now officially 1 year old! 😀

So.. Happy Birthday, Just Simple Stuff! 🙂

~Yrtm

Strangers

Stranger

A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet..

He died!!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

~Y-r-t-m!!

Rabbit Tzuki!

Rabbit Tzuki, is a little cute, funny guy!

I’m almost sure that you saw him before.

It was origainally created by Wang Momo, there’s pictures, emoticons, wallpapers and other stuff on the site, but it’s chinese, try to translate it.

Ok, here are some tzuki emoticons:

Also I updated the Videos page, 2 new videos, check ’em out! 😀

~Yrtm

Stupid Sign!

Wow! I didn’t know I shouldn’t drive into the train!

~Yrtm..!

Airbus A380

360° view of the flight deck

Click here

~Yrtm

Taking Your Banana Away?

..Then The Banana Guard is for you!

Banana!

~Yrtm

Stupid fishermen!

Every day of their vacation, these two guys rented a boat and fished. One day they caught thirty fish.
Joe said, “Moe, mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow!”
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Joe asked, “Moe, did you mark that spot?”
Moe replied, “Yep. I painted a big `X` on the bottom of the boat!” Joe growled.
“You old fool! What if we don`t get the same boat today?”

~Yrtm 😆

Life before computers

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You`d be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider`s home And a virus was the flu!

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

~Yrtm

Funny conversation

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international

company???

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Y: No, He is my roommate

~Yrtm