Things To Do In An Elevator

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, all of you just shut UP!




Sell cookies.

open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? (lol.. people will think you’re crazy if you did this)

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


Do Yoga exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I’ve got new socks on!

continually push the buttons.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

Start a sing-along.

Say Ding! at each floor.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Blow bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. ( eww..)

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


Stare at your thumb and say I think it’s getting larger.



3 comments so far

  1. mumbowqt on

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  2. donaldduck8896 on

    dude thats pretty sweet that you take the time to do that i would never do that but one of my friends do i willl give it to you

  3. justinbob on

    Lol this is funny I might do all of these next time i go to a hotel no joke k bye.
    PS tell people about my blog!
    P.S.S. U r in my blog roll!

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