Things To Do In An Elevator

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, all of you just shut UP!

~~~~~

Whistle.

~~~~~

Sell cookies.

~~~~~
open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? (lol.. people will think you’re crazy if you did this)

~~~~~
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

~~~~~
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

~~~~~

Do Yoga exercises.

~~~~~
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I’ve got new socks on!

~~~~~
continually push the buttons.

~~~~~
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

~~~~~
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

~~~~~
Start a sing-along.

~~~~~
Say Ding! at each floor.

~~~~~
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

~~~~~
Blow bubbles.

~~~~~
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. ( eww..)

~~~~~
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~~~~~

Stare at your thumb and say I think it’s getting larger.

~Yrtm

Advertisements

3 comments so far

  1. mumbowqt on

    Funny! Check out my page and tell all your friends

    Editor’s comment:
    There’s no link 🙄

  2. donaldduck8896 on

    dude thats pretty sweet that you take the time to do that i would never do that but one of my friends do i willl give it to you

    http://www.turtlegootg12.wordpress.com

  3. justinbob on

    Lol this is funny I might do all of these next time i go to a hotel no joke k bye.
    PS tell people about my blog!
    http://justinbob.wordpress.com/
    P.S.S. U r in my blog roll!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: