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Taking Your Banana Away?

..Then The Banana Guard is for you!

Banana!

~Yrtm

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Stupid fishermen!

Every day of their vacation, these two guys rented a boat and fished. One day they caught thirty fish.
Joe said, “Moe, mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow!”
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Joe asked, “Moe, did you mark that spot?”
Moe replied, “Yep. I painted a big `X` on the bottom of the boat!” Joe growled.
“You old fool! What if we don`t get the same boat today?”

~Yrtm 😆

Life before computers

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You`d be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider`s home And a virus was the flu!

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

~Yrtm

Funny conversation

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international

company???

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Y: No, He is my roommate

~Yrtm