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How To Get Police Attention

 

 

 lol that was smart 😆

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Bad Parenting..

Where are my kids..!? 😆

Edit: OMG! I just noticed that yesterday was this blog’s birthday! It’s now officially 1 year old! 😀

So.. Happy Birthday, Just Simple Stuff! 🙂

~Yrtm

Strangers

Stranger

A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet..

He died!!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

~Y-r-t-m!!

Rabbit Tzuki!

Rabbit Tzuki, is a little cute, funny guy!

I’m almost sure that you saw him before.

It was origainally created by Wang Momo, there’s pictures, emoticons, wallpapers and other stuff on the site, but it’s chinese, try to translate it.

Ok, here are some tzuki emoticons:

Also I updated the Videos page, 2 new videos, check ’em out! 😀

~Yrtm

Stupid fishermen!

Every day of their vacation, these two guys rented a boat and fished. One day they caught thirty fish.
Joe said, “Moe, mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow!”
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Joe asked, “Moe, did you mark that spot?”
Moe replied, “Yep. I painted a big `X` on the bottom of the boat!” Joe growled.
“You old fool! What if we don`t get the same boat today?”

~Yrtm 😆

Life before computers

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You`d be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider`s home And a virus was the flu!

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

~Yrtm

Funny conversation

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Baba’s

X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international

company???

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Y: No, He is my roommate

~Yrtm

1 million out in the road for you!

Hey!

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Some security glass company put 1 million dollars between 2 of their glass in the streat, and whoever could break it can take the million dollars.. no one could!

What a way to advertise..

~Yrtm

First day at work! Be carefull..

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know whom you’re talking to?”

“No” replied the trainee..

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God….!!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…

😆

~Yrtm

Geeky Stuff .. OUCH!

Some geeks discovered (well, maybe wierd..) ways to recycle keyboards..

Keyboard Sneakers!

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A geeky designer wanted a way to recycle his old keyboard, so he came up with these!

Was shown at the 14th International Clothing & Accessories Fair in Beijing, China.

 Keyboard Jewellery (pay attention geeky ladies!)!

Some wicked mind came up with this way to recycle the keys of your keyboards..

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Well, I won’t recycle my keyboard, I’ll just throw it!

~Yrtm

A Pre-School Test For You!

Wich way is the bus below traveling??

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to the left or to the right?!
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Cant make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
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Still don’t know?!
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Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer
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‘the bust is traveling to the left.’
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When asked why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?
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They answered:
 ‘Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus’
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How do you feel now??
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I know, me too.
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~Yrtm

Dont Trust Rich People- No Matter How Nice They Seem

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!”

😆

~Yrtm

911 Calls =]

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 What’s your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

😆

~Yrtm