1 million out in the road for you!

Hey!

 1mill

Some security glass company put 1 million dollars between 2 of their glass in the streat, and whoever could break it can take the million dollars.. no one could!

What a way to advertise..

~Yrtm

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First day at work! Be carefull..

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know whom you’re talking to?”

“No” replied the trainee..

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God….!!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…

😆

~Yrtm

Is It Fake Or Foto?

 

This is a quiz about finding wich picture is photoshopped and wich one is real.

Version 1

Version 2

Try to get to bonus rounds 😉

~Yrtm

Geeky Stuff .. OUCH!

Some geeks discovered (well, maybe wierd..) ways to recycle keyboards..

Keyboard Sneakers!

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A geeky designer wanted a way to recycle his old keyboard, so he came up with these!

Was shown at the 14th International Clothing & Accessories Fair in Beijing, China.

 Keyboard Jewellery (pay attention geeky ladies!)!

Some wicked mind came up with this way to recycle the keys of your keyboards..

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Well, I won’t recycle my keyboard, I’ll just throw it!

~Yrtm

A Pre-School Test For You!

Wich way is the bus below traveling??

Bus
to the left or to the right?!
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Cant make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
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Still don’t know?!
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Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer
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‘the bust is traveling to the left.’
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When asked why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?
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They answered:
 ‘Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus’
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How do you feel now??
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I know, me too.
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~Yrtm

Brand NEW Car 4 Half Price! Hurry!

Other half will cost the same as well =]
~Yrtm

Dont Trust Rich People- No Matter How Nice They Seem

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!”

😆

~Yrtm

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!?

Have any of you ever been to http://icanhascheezburger.com/? Well its very funny pictures of animals with theri own little language! Its so funny! Here some of my favortites!

Funny Pictures

Funny Pictures

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Theres alot more! Over 90 pages! Check them out!

 

Peace Out, Java Llama

**Make Music not War**

911 Calls =]

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 What’s your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

😆

~Yrtm

Hey!

Hey Everyone! Java Llama here! Sorry I havent posted in AGES I have been very busy with school work and plays! But, I will try to post and comment here as much as possible!I hope you guys all had gread holidays! Now, to kick off the comming soon New Year, if it is alright with Yrtm, everday counting down to the New Year, I wil realse diffrent “specials”! Yrtm, if yuo have a problem with this let me know!

Peace Out, Java Llama

 

**Make Music not War**

(Vist www.javallama.wordpress.com so YOU can get involved!)

Ouch!

Ouch!

~Yrtm

Cheap Soccer Seats!

hassitofassi

Creative! :mrgreen:

~Yrtm

P.S- Any1 still comes here ?! If u do , puh-leez comment !

Birds CAN Draw!

Hey everybody!

We all know that birds can sing.It seems that there’s not much more they can do.

But wait.. check this out, with a little help with their birdy friends, birds can smile!

Smiling birds

Thats all for now! :mrgreen:

~Yrtm

HeLLo !!

Hey people!

WordPress finally logged me in. Woo-hoo!

Just posting to say hi! 🙂

*** Update ***

Check new videos, here!

~Yrtm

Haha!

Lol 😆

Yrtm